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Boob Pun Card 'Honesty is the Breast Policy'

Boob Pun Card 'Honesty is the Breast Policy'

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Have you ever looked for a boob pun card for a friend only to find that nothing says quite what you want to say? Perhaps you're looking for a motivational message with nipples or an encouraging note for someone with a great pair. Fear not, I've got you covered! These unique blank greeting cards featuring boob puns and fuzzy balls will above all raise a smile and spirits.

These cards are handmade on my kitchen table and so the shape and color of the breasts and nipples will vary from these images. Custom cards featuring the colors, shapes, and breast puns of your choice are available upon request.



  • Card measures 5" x 7"
  • Hand drawn in black ink on 90lb (250gsm) natural kraft paper
  • Envelope measures 5 ¼" x 7 ¼"
  • Envelope is 80lb (120gsm) natural kraft paper that is opaque and self-adhesive
  • Paper is 100% acid free.


  • Processing time 1-2 days
  • All domestic (US) deliveries $35+ shipped free of charge.
  • Sent by USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) unless requested otherwise.


10% of all proceeds of Candid Almond go to HIPS, which advances the health, rights and dignity, of people and communities in Washington, DC impacted by sex work and drug use. HIPS provides non-judgmental harm reduction services, advocacy, and community engagement led by those with lived experience.

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