'Be On Your Breast Behavior' Boob Pun Card
'Be On Your Breast Behavior' Boob Pun Card
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Have you ever looked for a boob pun card for a friend only to find that nothing says quite what you want to say? Perhaps you're looking for a motivational message with nipples or an encouraging note for someone with a great pair. Fear not, I've got you covered! These unique blank greeting cards featuring boob puns and fuzzy balls will above all raise a smile and spirits.
These breast cards are handmade on my kitchen table and so the shape and color of the breasts and nipples will vary from these images. Custom cards featuring the colors, shapes, and breast puns of your choice are available upon request.
Details
Details
- Card measures 5 x 7 inches, brown kraft paper.
- Envelope measures 5 ¼ x 7 ¼ inches, brown kraft paper.
- Nipples are fuzzy balls approx 3/8 inch in diameter.
- Each card is hand-drawn and unique.
- Paper is 100% acid free.
Delivery
Delivery
- Processing time 2-5 days.
- All domestic (US) deliveries $35+ shipped free of charge.
- Sent by USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) unless requested otherwise.
Donation
Donation
10% of all proceeds of Deb Almond Art go to HIPS, which advances the health, rights and dignity, of people and communities in Washington, DC impacted by sex work and drug use. HIPS provides non-judgmental harm reduction services, advocacy, and community engagement led by those with lived experience.

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